Killer

I m a killer . i kill peaple for money.
But you are my friend.
I KILL YOU FOR FREE.

Ring

First the engagement ring ,
Then the wedding ring ,
Then the suffering.

Mobile

What happened 2 Ur mobile?
I was trying 2 call you but i got this msg:
Welcome 2 jungle network , D monkey U r trying 2 call is on tree PLZ try later.

B/P

If Ur World is spining Round & Round ...& Round .....
Your heart is beating fast.
Do U think its Love?
Na munna na its called high B/P.

First Travel

First travel the path , know perfectly well where it leads only then can u hold hands of others and take them on the path

I wiSh ...

I wish God made me a SMS, so that I can reach you in 5 sec, Cost you nothing, you'll read me & I cuold see you smiling which is worth a million for me

Positive

Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead your life my friend....